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"Bar joke What has two thumbs an craves a blow job? This guy!"
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"I like my men like I like my external hard drives... Solid state, and to dump all my history on. history"
"I started a band called ""999 Megabytes"" I still haven't gotten a gig."
"Yoga Instructor: This is Warrior pose Me:*Sitting down, eating a cheeseburger YI: Me:*chewing I'm a Warrior who just slayed a McDonaldite"
"I don't think the church is going to let me pick music for the bible group again. In my defense, the band name ""Lamb of God"" is misleading."
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite NFL player? Ha-Ha Clinton Dix"
"what's grey and comes in quarts? an elephant"
"I broke my hymen riding a horse... Its dick sure was huge!"
"What is this the difference between America and Greece? 15 years."
"Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking... JK Rolling"