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Joke of the Day
"Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !"
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"Sir, your wife was stabbed ten times, but the missing piece is the murder weapon. So far we have nothing, Mr *checks notes* Scissorhands."
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"I want cake, to get cake I must get dressed, to get dressed I have to get out of bed, to get out of bed I need cake."
"The worst part about being stoned at work is realizing it's your day off."
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"Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer? He had Loco motives"