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Joke of the Day

"What's so good about having sex with 28 year olds? You get to do it 20 times because all of the reposts."

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"What happened to the gay couple that mistook Vaseline for wallpaper paste? Their wallpaper fell down!"

"Tony Stark's drag queen name. Fe Male."

"My Ex Girl Friend: you need to move on and forget about me. Me: how can I forget you when every time I go outside things remind me of you like garbage bins and dog shit."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"

"What do you call a skank playing ""H.O.R.S.E?"" She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now."

"Why was the computer tired when it got home? It had a hard drive."

"My husband said he bought the toupee for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men."

"How come the government can keep printing money But when I do it, it's a crime?"