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Joke of the Day
"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia."
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"I play Jenga on the first date... so she knows my pull out games strong"
"I'll never feel more drunk than I do walking down a broken escalator sober."
"The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous."
"But you didn't pick up Two Types of People: ---- 1. I called you but you didn't pickup ---- 2. I called you from my iPhone 6 Plus 64 GB and you didn't pickup."
"Asking me to care Would be like asking the hunchback of Notre dame to stand up straight."
"If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite."
"Final Destination 5"" ...well someone doesn't understand the meaning of ""Final."""
"I haven't washed my dogs in months I guess I like my bitches dirty"
"The only way to make conservatives feel threatened by climate change is to convince them the climate is gay."