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Joke of the Day
"Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters? Because they're dead."
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"Some people say don't bring a knife to a gun fight but I say DONT GO TO THE GUNFIGHT AT ALL ARE YOU KIDDING ME BULLETS HURT SO BAD OMG"
"Joke What do Twitter drama and football have in common? They are both interesting to watch."
"Log Entry 21: it's been 3 weeks & we're still lost in this Macy's. We were forced to eat Amy. Polo ties are now 40% off."
"A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money."
"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve."
"I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers. I nearly fell out of my tree."
"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"
"What did terrorists say in Paris? ""Charlie has been neutralised"""
"For sale: One parachute Used once, never opened."