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Joke of the Day
"I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers. I nearly fell out of my tree."
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"A Joke without a joke is a big joke"
"Shia LaBeouf is what happens when you name your child from a random rack of Scrabble tiles."
"Respect If you use the term ""respectively"" respectfully or you use the term ""respectively"" disrespectfully, I have a lot of respect for you and I disrespect you, respectively."
"Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character? Deadpool."
"I doubt this is what the financial advisors meant when they told Lays to... adjust for inflation."
"Grandson told me his uncle abused him as an April fools prank. I don't know why he's so upset I didn't fall for it."
"Two married man talking.. 1st man: Im so lucky, my wife is an angel. 2nd man: Good for you! Mine's still alive."
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually give a shit if my computer crashes. ^RIP Paul Walker 2013. This is only a joke."
"I don't get it, no one complains when Madonna and Angelina Jolie steal black kids from Africa."