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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"
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"Before we find Waldo in this picture, can we talk about how over-populated this beach is?"
"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."
"My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window."
"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."
"What did the black man say to the white man? What the fuck is up with that orange motherfucker?"
"Guy in Car: get out of my way idiot Guy in Crosswalk: pedestrians have the right of way Car Guy: this ain't Pedestria buddy this is America"
"Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one? A retail store."
"A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste..."
"Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?"