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Joke of the Day

"Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in five trash cans"

"I'm not racist... I have a color TV!"

"FOX News is a Mecca for people who hate Mecca."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up someone's ass"

"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this."

"What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss"

"what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan? The power of crust compels you."

"Reddit is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it."

"It's not that I need Anger Management, it's that others need Stupidity Management."

"""Stop hitting me."" -Rock bottom."