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Joke of the Day
"Cigarette's killed my wife. She was run over by the Marlboro truck."
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"What happened when the gay guy put a nicoderm patch on his wiener? He cut down to two butts a day"
"Roze-Slovenijatruplo Band -Roses Boses"
"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her!"
"*takes 400 selfies to find one I think is good enough to post* caption: Just a random quick shot, I love capturing these special moments"
"FREE NUDE SHOW: Walk into a women's tanning salon and yell ""FIRE!"""
"What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ? Neighbor?"
"How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb? Who wants to know?"
"I just read an article about a man swept out to sea during a baptism. I guess that's God's Way of saying ""Nope""."
"Wife: what do you want to do for you birthday? Me: not answer any more questions."