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Joke of the Day
"How did Jared lose all that weight eating at Subway? He just ordered off the children's menu."
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"What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese."
"So, two pedophiles are talking... One of them says to the other ""I never really liked racing, I always come in a little behind."""
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... And a table. And some chairs."
"I named my boobs... I named my boobs All and Hell, 'cause when my bra comes off All Hell breaks loose."
"Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now."
"Why does Windows 10 say ""Hello""? Because my PC is a Dell. (please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)"
"They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews..."
"How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair"
"Thank God Wolverine isn't italian..."