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Joke of the Day
"Why do baked goods always have an urge for sex? Because they're in heat."
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"A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk He's all over the front pages."
"*goes down on one knee* One Knee: I have a girlfriend"
"Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line? He didn't have a ruler!"
"Some of you should not be allowed to procreate and if you have to google what procreate means, then I'm talking about you in particular."
"I play Jenga on the first date... so she knows my pull out games strong"
"Clearly, who ever said ""more than a hand full is a waste"" never have actually had their hand on more than a hand full."
"I got a joke for you. [The Bush Adminstration.]( http://youtu.be/92bEu7sQ5_Q)"
"Teacher , How can we keep the school clean Teacher: ""How can we keep the school clean?"" Student: ""By staying home"""
"Just bought a medical alert bracelet that says ""probably just shitfaced."""