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Joke of the Day

"I'll tell you a cheesy joke? I don't like cheese. :0"

"I failed my biology test today. There was a question that asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" I guess my teacher didn't think ""black people"" was a good answer."

"I like how babies always look drunk. Even after only one beer."

"I know Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Judo, Aikido and lots of other scary words."

"Just remember ...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."

"Two wrongs don't make a right Take your parents for example."

"No I don't have anything smaller than a twenty. You should. You're the one who's running a store."

"I lost my mood ring yesterday I don't know how I feel about it."

"Ever hear about the worst international trade deal ever? It was tarifful..."