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Joke of the Day

"asked my dentist out but she brushed me off, said she only dates plaque guys Not gonna paste any more time on that cavitease, it's her floss"

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"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"
"I used to have a part time job helping a one-armed typist write capital letters It was shift work."
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