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"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"
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"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"
"[OC] What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January? Genu[w]ine."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? We shot the only one with a dream."
"A little girl said ""I looked into the parlour, and I saw my sister take off her clothes. I saw my sisters music teacher take off his clothes."" ""Perhapse they were going to piss on the piano""?"
"What s the difference between an ostridge ? it can neither fly"
"Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""
"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (hell if i know) :)"
"""Why didn't any of you go back and kill Hitler?"" TIME TRAVELER: We prioritized stopping Zortho the Endless Scourge in 1935. ""Who?"" TT: Bingo"
"Political Correct'ness has gone too far! Did you hear you can't even say 'black paint' anymore??? No! You have to say: 'Please paint the wall DeMarcus' instead."