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Joke of the Day

"A guy votes for Donald Trump The guy"

"What's colorless and smells sweet? Chloroform SHHHH.."

"Why did the bunch of grapes exile one of the grapes? It was a persona non grappa."

"The *real* reason Hitler lost the war. He forgot to put speed limits on his highways so the enemy vehicles could drive as fast as they wanted to."

"What is Superman when he removes his suit? Man."

"You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender."

"What do you call an easy lifestyle revolving around eating Chinese food? Lo Meintenance"

"What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and ET? ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn't claim benefits, had his own fucking bike, and wanted to go home!"

"Love your neighbor, but don't get caught."

"You're only as old as you feel, they say. So, 80. Today it's 80."