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Joke of the Day
"why was six afraid of seven? because seven beats his wife thoroughly and brutally in front of six"
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"I think that the best Christmas present is the one that you make yourself you know? Like, crystal meth."
"My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary"
"When people say ""You look so familiar"" responding with ""Were we in prison together?"" is almost always a conversation killer."
"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""
"Yesterday I farted in a Apple Store and everyone got mad at me It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"A blonde walks into a bar yelling, ""65 days!"" A guy asks her, ""What's in 65 days?"" The blonde replies, ""I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"""
"One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: ""Elvis just died!"" The second agent says nothing then starts nodding. ""Good career move."""
"Mark Zuckerberg I know you are a new parent but it's way more fun to tell children you are giving away their inheritance when they are teens"
"Why do blondes have ""TGIF"" on the front of their shirts? **T**its **G**o **I**n **F**ront"