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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fire at the campground? It was in tents"
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"I like my women like I like my toasters... Two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen."
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it :D"
"Seems weird that evolution produced the female gender just to spend their time shopping at Target and returning what they bought at Target."
"How does a Bee get to work? He catches a buzz."
"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."
"Indiana - A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the cash, the man fled--leaving his wallet on the counter."
"I said ""Hi"" to a feminist. The trial is scheduled for tomorrow"
"give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. teach a man theres plenty of fish in the sea but for som reason he still wont get over janice"
"Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette... ... The sixth one loves it to death."