4232
Joke of the Day
"teacher: ""there are no stupid questions"" me: ""ya ok but why isnt the plural of moose, meese"""
Next Joke
"Instead of pulling people over for texting, the police should be out there pulling people over for not texting me back."
"Porn is getting worse and worse by day (it's sick) even 5 yr olds are shaving their pussies."
"How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !"
"The very worst STD you can get is probably KIDS."
"What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and wet? A Stick of Gum..."
"An ancient tribe of homosapiens split off from the rest and stared at the sun for thousands of years. Today we call them Asians."
"Sharks don't like the taste of human flesh, which must mean they are drama queens who only eat people for attention."
"We have 20 people coming over to our house today, so my wife made me clean all week She's terrified someone will find out people live here."
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it."