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Joke of the Day

"The worlds best ninjas comes from Iceland Anyone actually seen an Icelandic ninja?"

"Communism and nude beaches have one thing in common The idea sounds great unless you've actually been there."

"Two introverts go to a bar. They leave immediately."

"WHY *smack* DON'T *smack* YOU *smack* JUST *smack* USE *smack* THE *smack* RETWEET *smack* BUTTON?"

"What's the funny thing about child pornography? The absence of cast and credits at the end. Doug Stanhope"

"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"I went to the canary islands ... and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries. I also went to the virgin islands, and believe it or not, I didn't see any canaries there either."

"I just got carded at Forever 21. This is bullshit!"

"The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones."

"How do you make a dog drink? You put it in a blender."