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Joke of the Day

"Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD? You think you've got AIDS"

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"Boyscouts vs. Jews What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew? ... Boyscouts come back from their camps."
"Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. ba dum tish!"
"I started a project to hire people with depression on my dairy farm... if there's one thing they're good at its milking it."
"What do internet pirates have on their legs? j.pegs"
"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club... ...but it flopped and nobody came."
"It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be."
"If your Uncle Jack was on an Elephant.... Would you help your Uncle Jack off the Elephant?"
"These twins I knew in high school both got mono... They got stereo"
"What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees? Kick em."