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Joke of the Day
"What does Tony Romo and a porn star have in common? They both know how to choke."
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"Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"
"What do you call a stoner with down syndrome? A baked potato."
"Why should Mexico accept Syrian refugees? With the level of crime and political violence, they will feel right at home."
"[party in 1939] teen: truth or dare hitler: dare teen: dare you to invade poland hitler: omg no way u guys all the teens: DO IT DO IT"
"Exactly how many good deeds do you have to commit to get into Heaven? I'm talking bare minimum here."
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? The pilot. ^^^^^You ^^^^^racist ^^^^^fuck."
"If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty."
"Of all the millions of candidates in history, it figures that Hitler would be the one to keep his campaign promises."
"It's hard to stop being depressed Because gravity is always bringing me down."