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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stoner with down syndrome? A baked potato."
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"I hate all these PI days jokes They go on forever."
"Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights can make a plane."
"I'm not a fan of anal sex with the deceased any more. In fact I only did it once in a blue moon."
"So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport.... He goes up to the penguin and asks, ""Why so angry, you cute little fella?"" The penguin looks up to him and says ""flight's delayed."""
"How do old people go to the bathroom? Depends."
"What's the most famous line at a gay bar? ""Can I push in your stool?"""
"Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas"
"I can't wait til there's a chalk outline filter"
"Ever since I ate that Dominos artisan style pizza I can't stop painting my bathroom."