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Joke of the Day
"If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty."
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"What do sexist horses eat? Hay hay hay."
"What do you call it when homeless people have sexual relations? Hoboerotic"
"How did the Romans split up their empire? With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JUIumhWtTK4))"
"The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market"
"I'm worried that if I give up smoking I'll replace it with murdering."
"Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress? She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement"
"What's the difference between a lady and a laddy? The D"
"I never really got the concept of exact change... It just never made cents."
"Staying at my daughter's place again this weekend. Can't wait till 3am so I can wake her to tell her there's a moth in my room."