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Joke of the Day
"Got this one from my nephew Knock knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? Big summer blowout!"
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"The shutter speed of the iPhone 6's camera is so high... ...it can take a pic of a woman with her mouth shut"
"In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces."
"Just passed a cop on a bicycle, I hope I used my turn signal properly or I might get a detention or whatever they hand out"
"I met a Japanese mathematician yesterday Japanese Mathematician: ""Acknowledge my presence, zero"" Me: ""Can you elaborate in mathematical terms?"" Japanese Mathematician: ""Notice me sin(pi)"""
"When is the Speech Therapy Class? It's hard to say."
"What's the name for a person that only gives massages to men? A massagonist."
"So my friend asked me if I wanted some Sodium Hypobromite... and I was like, NaBrO"
"What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis? When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live."
"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code."