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Joke of the Day

"Zero word punchlines * Does this smell like chloroform to you? * I wonder what happens when I pull this pin? * Does this hurt? Comment some more!"

"What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!"

"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed!"

"What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes."

"Political joke Donald Trump"

"I have the best proctologist. He's able to massage my shoulders and check my prostate at the same time."

"My wife's favourite drink is wine. Which coincidentally, is also her favourite hobby."

"Lance Armstrong got emotional during his Oprah interview, but numerous sources are reporting that he used performance enhancing onions."

"How do you get the water in a watermelon? Plant it in the spring."