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Joke of the Day

"I don't see why everyone resents the Headless Horseman... All he wanted was head."

"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."

"America is that sexy classmate everyone had a crush on in high school, not aging that well but you'd still hit it."

"Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only Never mind. Batman's here."

"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick"

"When Lionel Messi dies.. He should have his Argentinian team mates bury him so they can let him down one last time.."

"Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words."

"I heard they found the plane.. Well at least Sarah Palin tweeted that she could see the wreckage from her house."

"So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird... ...Imagine Dragons."

"I'd like two tickets, please. - Is it for The Hobbit? - No, she's my girlfriend."