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Joke of the Day
"What famous person is a huge fan of trees? ""Tim ber""ton"
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"This guy thinks I'm taking down his number, but I'm really just writing this tweet."
"Did you hear about the perverted statistician? Standard deviation wasn't enough for him anymore..."
"Silly Boy Boy: where are you going now? Girl: For suicide.. Boy: Then, why so much make-up? Girl: You idiot.... Tomorrow my photo will come in Newspaper..!!"
"What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night? ""It's Raining Men"""
"Dog keeps sighing melodramatically. I know he wants me to ask him what's wrong, but I'm not falling for it."
"Diarrhea is hereditary.. It runs in your jeans."
"LPT: Always bring a deck of cards with you when you go hiking Joke: If you get lost, play some Solitaire. Soon enough someone will be around to tell you how to play your own damn cards!"
"Why are they called One Direction? Looks to me like they go both ways."
"David Attenborough voice ""Amazing. See how the youngest of the species always needs something when the mother is in the bathroom."""