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Joke of the Day
"So a man walks into a... All you just got to do is finish it."
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"Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular? Because Juice control the media"
"What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide!"
"What movie did Ray Charles go to see in 1993? Jurassic Dark"
"In his prime, Richard Simmons was, at best, in just okay shape."
"In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time."
"Just got added to a list called ""people."" Glad I made that cut."
"Elf cop:""We got a robbery in progress on Candy Cane lane. Hit the light Rudolf! *Rudolf sticks nose through sunroof*"
"Jesus, take the wheel Carlos, take the stereo"
"""Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!"" The parole board chants, as I enter my hearing. This was not a good sign."