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Joke of the Day
"What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit? http://www.wikifeet.com/"
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"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? This guy in middle is a dick."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down a lane and turned into a field..."
"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"
"Sometimes you run into people who totally change your life for the better. Bartenders.. Those people are called bartenders"
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton run for president. Who loses? America."
"It's impossible to touch your elbows behind your back. You just pushed your boobs towards me."
"I call my friend the revolving door When it comes to girls, he just can't close"
"What do you call a deaf gynaecologist? A lip reader"
"Sarah Palin admitted she used to get health care in Canada & Glenn Beck admitted he used to get his human baby sacrifices from Canada."