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Joke of the Day
"Just got added to a list called ""people."" Glad I made that cut."
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"What's a karate experts favourite beverage? kar-a-TEA HA"
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"All toilet seats can be heated toilet seats if you push people off them and sit real fast."
"Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink."
"A clown is walking through the woods with a kid The kid looks up at the clown, ""It's getting late, and I'm getting scared."" Clown says, ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone."""
"What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla? my zipper!"
"""We need to talk"" *stop, drops and rolls *Army crawls out of the room"
"When u post in /r/shoot.... Its a suicide..! (Self.shoot) Ps- didnt check if it existed xD"
"I had a terrible nightmare last night that I ate a muffler. Today, I'm so exhausted."