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Joke of the Day

"I wonder what song The Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make that cute bikini top"

"It's good to meet girl in park. But better to park meat in girl."

"I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me....turns out she had some turkey on the side. :D"

"Why can a nose not be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!"

"[Joke Request] An actress, a lesbian, and a blonde walk into a bar... Request for a a joke with that beginning. Any help is appreciated! Please and thank you! :)"

"Burger King's full name is Burger Luther King Jr."

"computer jokes Client to designer: ""It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."""

"5: I cleaned my room. Me: Great! Do you feel good? Sometimes it makes me feel good when I clean something. 5: No. Next time you can do it."

"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."

"What do you call a young Jewish girl who solves mysteries? Nance Hebrew"