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Joke of the Day

"What do call a man who swims the Atlantic with no arms and no legs Clever Dick"

"I'm a narsciic- narcssiss- narcasassi- narcysis-narcis- I'm better than you."

"In bed my wife calls my Jimmy John's. I cum freaky fast."

"After hearing Kim and Kanye are having a kid via in vitro fertilization... Of course Kanye picked the option where he could have sex with himself and still have a kid."

"People always ask why I only date black girls It's because I don't like meeting the father"

"""Hey Barack"" ""yes Joe?"" ""I bet T-Rex's took terrible selfies"" ""Ok Joe"" ""Because they had..."" ""Short arms Joe, yes. I get it. I get it buddy"""

"Why did Adrian Peterson beat his son? Because it's easier than beating New England."

"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !"

"What's a camel's favourite song? Bat Out of Camell"

"Have you heard about the guy who posted about a mod's cousin? Once removed."