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Joke of the Day

"""Hey Barack"" ""yes Joe?"" ""I bet T-Rex's took terrible selfies"" ""Ok Joe"" ""Because they had..."" ""Short arms Joe, yes. I get it. I get it buddy"""

"What did one window say to the other window? I'm in pane"

"Why girls have zip in their pents?"

"What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog? A mist conception."

"St-t-t-t-top! Stamm-mm-m-m-mm-m-mer t-t-t-time!"

"How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!"

"What do you say to an native american who, you think, is telling you lies? Don't sittin' bullshit me."

"My doctor told me to drink 8 bottles of water a day I have to buy a case of bud light every 3 days now"

"What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean? ""Sink-o de Mayo"""

"""What goes down must come up."" -Sir Anorexic Newton"