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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adrian Peterson beat his son? Because it's easier than beating New England."
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"We save women and children first because the dads have to make sure all the lights are off and the thermostat is set appropriately."
"I read recently that Iron Man is actually a woman. I mean it makes sense, he is clearly a Fe Male."
"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""
"Bert : 'Ernie, do you want to get some icecream?' Ernie : 'Sherbert'"
"Auto correct doesn't work when I use caps lock. My phone is like ""woah, better let this dude cool down before I tell him he's wrong"""
"If there's a denim jacket on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with a werewolf."
"Statistics say that there's at least one gay guy in a group of friends, I hope it's Tim ... He's really cute."
"So the Boston marathon was yesterday... I heard it was an arm and a leg better than last year!"