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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the 80 pound midget with 40 pound balls? They say he was half nuts."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women... With my dick in it."
"What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese? Dind Dong"
"I can never remember whether or not I'm supposed to mess with Texas."
"Inside everybody there's a still, small voice seeking to guide them on their journey through life. It was put there by the CIA."
"FREE NUDE SHOW: Walk into a women's tanning salon and yell ""FIRE!"""
"There needs to be a Meat Likers Pizza for those of us afraid of commitment."
"The whole ""limiting myself to one glass of wine a day"" thing is going really great. I'm like 5 years ahead of schedule."
"What's that, turkey? GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well? GOBBLE GOBBLE [breaks turkey's neck] no time for your riddles, in the oven you go"
"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"