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Joke of the Day
"What's the most dangerous animal in the world? A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun."
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"Just think: right now, your body is cookin' up some poop."
"Just recently sold all my dead batteries free of charge"
"Apparently 1 in 5 of us live next to a paedophile.. Not me though, I live next to a gorgeous 8 year old."
"Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair... so please quit teaching me that lesson."
"Some days having kids makes it all worthwhile. I haven't experienced any yet, but statistically they're bound to happen at some point."
"I just apologized to my wife for something she did wrong. Marriage is fun."
"Every cigarette that you smoke...... ....... Takes 7 minutes off your student loan debt."
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh wow they're done already!"
"What was Rudolph's nickname? Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad."