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Joke of the Day
"What's the most dangerous animal in the world? A Bluebird with a Tommy Gun."
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"Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport? because it provides cavity protection"
"The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback"
"What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day? Ten-ish."
"boys love girls who go barefoot in the summer and comment on the texture of grass and say ""ouch rocks"" when walking on rocks"
"What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution? A pigeon... ""Coup, coup"""
"Last night I ate out a handicapped girl ...my mother always told me to eat my vegetables"
"What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for sex? ""You're going to have to toss me"""
"Two 5th graders are doing Math homework. One tells the other, ""I don't know what 99 is in Roman numerals."" The other lowers her glasses and says, ""IC."""
"Every woman thinks her husband is a moron. And they're absolutely right because smart men don't get married."