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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Lebron go to college? he didn't want to show up for the finals"
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"Today I pissed my pants in Walmart and they offered me a job."
"What do you call a lot of cactus? A cac-ton"
"jared from Subway What's jared's favorite sub? A junior with meatballs!"
"Asked my girlfriend Shanon to tell me which fast food restaurant best describes my dick. She said Chick-fil-A, which was pretty clever, but the correct answer was Wendy's."
"Hot singles in my area have heard about me and are moving to other areas"
"Almost every McDonalds A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."
"I'm one boob, you're the other boob and together...we're Breast friends."
"H: So what's the worst thing you've ever seen someone do? Me: I watched a mother buy her son a harmonica."
"How did Moses make his coffee? Hebrewed it."