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Joke of the Day
"Why do people buy smart cars? Because opposites attract."
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"It's easier to take Wales out of the EU... ...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe."
"""Oh NOW Burger King delivers!"" -Paula Deen"
"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The 'musical chairs' was a bit slow, but 'pass the parcel' was damn quick!"
"I shouldn't type Reddit posts on my phone. The autocorrect is my worst enema."
"A blonde walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ""What do you have on tap?"" He replies, ""Anheuser-Busch"" She says, ""Just fine. How's your penis?"""
"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D... ... and I said, yes, but they R2D2."
"Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen."
"A police officer sees a kid on the street.. He says, ""Its getting late kid, shouldn't you be getting back to the orphanage?"" Kid says, ""I guess so, what gave me away?"" ""Your parents did."""
"Yo mama so ugly just after she was born her mother said ""What a treasure!"" and her father said ""Yes let's go bury it."""