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Joke of the Day
"Why do people buy smart cars? Because opposites attract."
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"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste."
"Why do they call it Black Friday? I dunno, I'm just waiting to hear white people ask how come there's no White Friday."
"You can never trust the cat family..... The head of the family is always a lion, and his cousin is a cheetah. (Lying and cheater, for those whom need this explained)."
"Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, ""Sorry, no professionals."""
"I've been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I'm actually talking to someone."
"Officer there's nothing in my trun.. [hundreds of dead tamagotchis fall out. The younger cop vomits]"
"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They tell you."
"""Hello, 911"" Hi it's Mickey my dog is hurt bad ""Is it Goofy or Pluto?"" I don't see how- ""Goofy or Pluto?"" Pluto ""Call a vet"" *hangs up*"
"I was born pessimist My Blood Group is B negative"