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Joke of the Day
"Life is like chess... We can't all be white."
Next Joke
"Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!"
"What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns? East Timor?"
"How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button"
"Losing your phone is the adult version of having your balloon fly away."
"I bet nobody here knows the name of the ""unknown soldier"" It's probably because they're so undrground."
"If you ever get attacked by a bear, throw your shark at it. Also, get a shark."
"What do you call 2 Asians playing basketball? Won on Won. 2 Mexicans playing basketball: Juan on Juan. 2 Indians playing basketball: Khan on Khan."
"If you had more money you'd be happier."
"Just saw a spider scurry across the floor. It's too bad; I really liked living here."