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Joke of the Day

"My name is fatatata But I am not fatatall"

"One thing horror movies have helped me realize is that as a parent, you definitely want to avoid having demonic children"

"How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."

"What's one good thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"Anyone who says spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them... has never woken up with one on their face."

"What does a Redditor do at prom? He looks for the punchline"

"Noses are red, violets are blue. It ain't love darling, you got flu."

"Damn I hate this time of year I just get so damn Claustrophobic"

"Cop: You were going 30 over the speed limit Me: Are you sure about that? *gives him a handful of Cheez-Its* Cop: Have a nice day, sir."

"What's it called when you're sucking in your stomach but it looks like you're not?"