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Joke of the Day
"Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s"
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"I like my KitKat like I like my girls: Two at once."
"What do you call a prostitutes first day on the job? A Grand Opening"
"I checked an anti-gravity book out of the library... I just can't put it down."
"If you get cold, just stand in a corner for a little bit. They're usually 90 degrees."
"how do I know I'm old? I can hear teens having a good time and I'm mad about it"
"""Entertainment News"" is a strange way to spell gossip."
"Maybe teenagers just aren't strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat"
"Can you imagine what would happen if Kate Middleton started doing porn? She would be *royally* fucked!"
"If I ever go missing,,, I hope they put my photo on bottles of OCD medication, cuz you know those people won't stop looking."