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Joke of the Day
"9/11 may have been an inside job.... But 7/11 was a part time one"
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"A man walks into a bar... Ow."
"Immigrants Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""
"What's the main religion of most ghosts? Boo dism"
"If they took all the money spent on making Godzilla movies, they could've probably just made an actual Godzilla by now."
"If stealing office supplies were an Olympic sport, they'd test me for steroids."
"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""
"A sure fire way to lose a afternoon, is to help a friend out when he says ""come on it will only take a half hour to fix"""
"The higher they are, the more spaced out they get What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?   ^^The ^^punchline ^^need ^^not ^^be ^^always ^^at ^^the ^^end..."
"Someone you don't care about just listened to a song you don't like on Spotify!"