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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!"

"I wanted to shave my testicles... But I didn't have the balls."

"The neighbors are looking at me strangely again. Like they have never seen a man sitting on his roof with a pair binoculars before."

"Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness."

"My little girl will never have daddy issues. But her future boyfriends will."

"What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? Hidden Run."

"Hermione decided to spice up her life after realizing she was a basic witch. (Sorry, That's it)"

"I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him"

"If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear it... then what was a tree doing in the kitchen?"

"Abstinence-only education... Was the first time I got screwed."