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Joke of the Day

"Its only the three cats that are still undefeated in the NFL regular season The Bengals, The Panthers, and The Cheetahs!"

"When my wife starts to sing I have to go out in the yard and work in the garden so the neighbors don't think domestic violence is happening."

"What is green and slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger..."

"The Flash was caught high... He seemed to have taken speed."

"A cannibal with diarrhea cloned himself for dinner. He shit himself."

"Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV? His son with the xbox."

"April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."

"Q. How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Nobody knows, there's no light."

"Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: not ripe Avocado: I'M RIPE NOW Avocado: okay you were in the bathroom so I rotted"

"""Why'd you name me Carson, dad?"" You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal."