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Joke of the Day

"Dance like no one is threatening to call the police if you don't take your boombox and leave the Christian Science Reading Room immediately."

"In an attempt to build some exercise into my daily routine, I've put the biscuits on a higher shelf. Boy, I'm gonna be sore tomorrow."

"Friend: I need your advice. Me: Wear less eyeshadow. Friend: I meant about my love life. Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Wear less eyeshadow."

"How does the basis of all TIFU's start.... by doing what you see on reddit."

"I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y."

"Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper. Daughter: But Mum it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake how much is left."

"Today I was stabbed by a comedian You could say he had me in stitches."

"Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"Me: Do not 'K' me again. Daughter: Que Me: In any language. Her: Si This is why I'm crazy."

"What's a riot? Three dyslexics."