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Joke of the Day
"The leading cause of pedophilia worldwide.. Sexy kids."
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"wife: That guy is texting and driving! That is so dangerous! me [holding a donut in each hand and steering with my knee]: So dangerous"
"A feminist was asking me how i watch lesbian relationships unfortunately, in HD was the wrong answer."
"What did Tennessee? What Arkansas."
"My wife: ""What are you doing?"" ""Having an argument on Twitter"" ""With a man or woman?"" ""A lamp."""
"Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? Because snakes make lots of strikes."
"Two zombies were playing a game of poker The first one threw his hand in the pile and the other laughed his head off."
"Why couldn't the troll catch any fish? Because other people took the bait."
"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"
"What do you call a deer with a missing eye? I have no fucking eye deer."