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Joke of the Day

"Two zombies were playing a game of poker The first one threw his hand in the pile and the other laughed his head off."

"Did you hear about the salad who went missing? All they found were its chard romaines"

"I was talking to a nice young women last night, she asked me if I like breast or legs. I told her what I really like is a nice shaved snatch. Apparently I'm not allowed in KFC anymore."

"I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his Lil mind"

"You, my friend, deserve a high-five...that's four more fingers than I normally give."

"you must be irish because my penis is dublin"

"My friend asked me for some inspiration for a Halloween costume. Apparently ""The Emperor's New Clothes"" was a bad idea."

"Went to the doctor's office for my flu shot. He promised it wouldn't hurt... Insensitive prick."

"Everybody says Australians are rednecks learn already... **...it's actually from latin word Australis which means Southern...** *Oops*"

"I grabbed my sisters pussy I thought she said ""Hold my Purse"""