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Joke of the Day
"What did Tennessee? What Arkansas."
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"What religion still believes in the Big Bang? [x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis] Islam"
"Uno and mexican :/ Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards."
"Good friends help you move. Great friends help you move bodies."
"Adele joke Why the chicken cross the road? To say Hello from the other side"
"Damn you bladder stop releasing my precious beer."
"Whats the difference between a steak, an egg, and a blow job? You can beat your meat and beat an egg, but you sure cant beat a blow job"
"I hate when I can't find a decent status update to steal."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair. And a table."
"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile! Everyone says gasoline because they don't think about it."