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Joke of the Day

"One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming..."

"It's so hot outside that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof."

"I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them."

"A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family."

"If you've been kind to nature, birds will rescue you through your sunroof in a traffic jam and fly you to their kingdom"

"Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with? I keep killing myself before the end of the movie."

"How often does Mary see her special friend? Periodically."

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A"

"What do you call someone who can masturbate with either hand? Ambidickstrous"

"I saw Uranus from my dorm room last night... ...Next time close your Urcurtains."