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Joke of the Day
"It's so hot outside that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof."
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"WIFE: get down here! ME: *from telephone wire* I'm with my friends WIFE: why are u wearing fake wings? ME: *to bird next to me* they're real"
"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof... I was shocked!"
"So I just listened to Kanye's album... Dafuq?"
"Why is DeadMau5 bad at math? He drops the base when doing logs."
"How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes? On a boombox."
"what do you call a rock group with no bassist, drummer, singer or guitarist? Mount Rushmore"
"How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it"
"Why was the Berlin Wall torn down? It didn't match with the iron curtains."
"For some reason the Pope didn't... sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese children. He said he didn't like the name - What's wrong with ""Youth in Asia""???"